Question #1:
Is Obama better at basketball or golf?Just curious.
@elwood I didn't ask about leadership because he can't lead.
Question #2:
Hi I'm a guy and I'm 20... Well I don't have much time so I'll just get to the point. I was being very sexist and ignorant to my female neighbor who is 48. I said she couldn't do anything because she was old and a woman.. Well we made a deal on a game of golf and I lost. So I am at her house as I type this.. Since I lost I have to wear her Sugar Plum Fairy costume(tiara, pink leotard and pink poofy sleeves, light pink tights, little pink tutu, and 6" pink pointy toe pumps) and I have to work as her maid and entertainment from now until midnight...... So she wants to know what she should have me do for the time while she has me as her entertainment and maid???? Also she has decided to call me Sugar Plum for the day..Do you think that this is a fair name that I should have to answer to as her maid?? Please vote thanks
P.S. As a part of my loss I also have say this to all you ladies.... I bow down before Greatness and my Superiors, or as others call them women.
Question #3:
Hi I'm a guy and I'm 20... Well I don't have much time so I'll just get to the point. I was being very sexist and ignorant to my female neighbor who is 48. I said she couldn't do anything because she was old and a woman.. Well we made a deal on a game of golf and I lost. So I am at her house as I type this.. Since I lost I have to wear her Sugar Plum Fairy costume(tiara, pink leotard and pink poofy sleeves, light pink tights, little pink tutu, and 6" pink pointy toe pumps) and I have to work as her maid and entertainment from now until midnight...... So she wants to know what she should have me do for the time while she has me as her entertainment and maid???? Also she has decided to call me Sugar Plum for the day..Do you think that this is a fair name that I should have to answer to as her maid?? Please vote thanks
P.S. As a part of my loss I also have say this to all you ladies.... I bow down before Greatness and my Superiors, or as others call them women.
Question #4:
Hi I'm a guy and I'm 20... Well I don't have much time so I'll just get to the point. I was being very sexist and ignorant to my female neighbor who is 48. I said she couldn't do anything because she was old and a woman.. Well we made a deal on a game of golf and I lost. So I am at her house as I type this.. Since I lost I have to wear her Sugar Plum Fairy costume(tiara, pink leotard and pink poofy sleeves, light pink tights, little pink tutu, and 6" pink pointy toe pumps) and I have to work as her maid and entertainment from now until midnight...... So she wants to know what she should have me do for the time while she has me as her entertainment and maid???? Also she has decided to call me Sugar Plum for the day..Do you think that this is a fair name that I should have to answer to as her maid?? Please vote thanks
P.S. As a part of my loss I also have say this to all you ladies.... I bow down before Greatness and my Superiors, or as others call them women.
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Question #6:
He is 12, will be 13 on the 18th. He was invited to a birthday party today at 12 noon to a mini golf course. The temperature was 40 degrees farenheight so I brought him a jacket and asked him to put it on. He said no thank you, then I said it was cold out and again asked him to put the jacket on. He then shouted NO! right in my face. I asked a 3rd time, and he shouted, I ALREADY SAID NO! Then I tried to put the jacket on him myself and he grabbed the jacket from my hand and started slapping me with it. He then put the jacket back in the closet and slammed the closet door HARD. Me and my wife were aghast. For a start we kept him home from the birthday party and he threw a tantrum. How should I further punish him?
Question #7:
Obama has done nothing for us, we are jobless, we are in wars, and Washington is divided. He appoints people to office without following the rules, he flies all over the world learning golf, yet we are hungry, jobless, and broke.
Should we forget his bad record because he is a minority and feel sorry for him or do we vote him out of offices because he isn't doing a good job?
Groth vs Oil....so you are saying we should vote him out because he stinks or that we should keep him in office because he is a minority who reflects a small percentage of Americans?
BeanCass....so he spends 3 trillion dollars and now only 8.5% of us (on record) are jobless? True jobless rate is about 18%.....
Those are the facts....Obama stinks, and that is the record he has earned.
Basically Obama sucks, Washington sucks, and we are leaderless.
Obama should be removed because he has no clue how to lead, forget his 1/2 black background, he sucks as a leader.
Question #8:
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I cannot believe the man is running again, he should resign in dis-grace. He has done nothing but spend money and fly around learning golf. Michelle is the worst first lady in history, both should find a hole to crawl in...
How about you? Do you love the Obamas? I don't....
Pennybar...read the question....I think Obama stinks.
Question #9:
to their second home or just playing golf, but the 254,000 people joining the workforce didn't really happen because the Dems lie........He said it all with a straight face, True or False?
@Brandon.....Good Idea.....Hmmm..let me see....10 quarters of GDP increases...good.....17 Months of private sector jobs creation....better.....less Government hiring, smaller Civil Service...Hmmm...best of all..............WOW!...Thanks for the good advice....
@ ?......I got my bullet at 52.....F'ed up everything.........
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Question #11:
Haveing very bad pain only 17 with golf ball size Cyst on my right ovary and i been in the hospital for the past 3days and the ain't doing Jack sh!tt for me sent me home on 4 different pain killers .. i have a doctors appointment to a obgyn Monday morning. And IM sacred that i won't be able to have kids and i been Havering cysts for 3 years now .. but i also find out last night that my insides are all smosh on top of each other cus IM too skinny so IM very sacred and i need more answers and more help IM so stuck till monday ..... and my mom was telling since smoke cigarettes ill have to stop cus the obgyn will most likey put me on birth Control and that I'll have to stop smokeing. But i know ill Freak out without smokeing .... please no rude comments just cus i smoke ... its better me smokeing a cigarette then other people letting their kids smoke weed ..joints .. and drink alcohol
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Question #13:
people always tell me that im laidback, i feel like its a bad thing, because i dont ever get involve with anything unless i feel like it, most things around is just such a drag. i describe myself more like a lazy person, especially at school as i usually sleep during classes.i wanna be more normal, it just feels like that i have no emotions, i never feel nervous, scared or excited. i play golf and turning pro in 2 months, but i dont really like the sport i only play it because im good and because i can never imagine myself working and have a job and having people boss me around, infact i never had a job and im almost 20, all my money comes from the government, i just dont wanna do other things.
i know that im not depressed, because im happy when im around friends and family, its just that most things that people do seemed boring, am just trying to be more occupied
Question #14:
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together, an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.
She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
Next she takes off her panties and says, "You're the first, no one has ever touched me here."
Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies........
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."
The funny part is the last sentence :/ This isn't a very funny joke but it made me smile.
Question #15:
In every joke and cartoon about people going to Heaven there's a joke about St. Peter at the gate. How in the world did that even start? How did he get the job of gate-guard?
BQ: does he have his own gold golf cart?
Question #16:
okay so as i stated its a golf 2000reg and it seems that the clutch brake and accelerator have a slight vibration is this just me or is this actuallly a problem ?
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Question #18:
All time greats in specific Sport.
Hockey: Wayne Gretzky
Baseball: Babe Ruth
Basketball: Michael Jordan
Golf: Jack Nicklaus
Tennis:......
Rugby:.......
Football:......
Soccer: Diego Maradonna
Surfing: Kelly Slater
Cricket: Sachin Tendulkar
Question #19:
I am a freshman in high school and I shoot most of the time 77-80 did you think buy the time I'm a sr I could get a scholarship somewhere. I could shoot 75 ish but I recently injured my shoulder and knee and could not golf for a year so if I can get back to shooting 75 could a make it
Question #20:
I don't like my shoelaces right now, they are white, and I hate white! And black and brown and gold and silver and pink and purple and greem amd blue and orange and red and yellow and violet and turquoise, and I ABSOLUTELY HATTTTTEEE pink. Pink is my favorite color, though. So, I DECIDED to incorporate two of y favorite items, Macaroni and Shoelaces, to form....drumroll please.....TA DAH...MACARONI SHOELACES, do you like carrots? I do, too. I like it when they are soggy. But the only way I won't eat them is if they are soggy. I hate it when they are soggy. When barbies are covered in salt, would you still eat them? I don't know.. Ketchup is my favorite food. I like frill socks. Striped skittles taste good. Peppermints taste good covered in mustard. I like Carrot Cake pie. Sour Gummy Bears taste good when you lick a pole beforehand. I like Hot Dog Buns, but I will never eat a hot dog bun. Golf Balls look sorta like raw pasta.
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